La helicoptero
A donde llega levanta polvo
La aceituna
Negra, chiquita, pero igual se la comen.
La motosierra
No deja palo parado
La gripe
Todos la han tenido
La capa de ozono
Cada dia tiene el hueco mas grande
La tabla del uno
Es recontra fácil
Los tres mosqueteros
Una para todos y todos para una
La reloj de arena
Le dan vuelta cada media hora
La semaforo
Despues de las 12 nadie la respeta
La luz del sol
Se entrega a todos por igual
La tortuga
Duerme con la cabeza adentro
La Bandera de EE.UU
La han clavado hasta en la Luna
La piñata
Siempre le dan con el palo
La vasito de agua
No se le niega a nadie
La tarima del pueblo
Ahi se monta cualquiera
sábado, 28 de enero de 2006
jueves, 19 de enero de 2006
Multiblogthings
| Your Love Element Is Metal |
 In love, you inspire and respect your partner. For you, love is all about fusing together for one incredible life experience. You attract others with wit and a bit of flash. Your flirting style is defined by making others want and value you. Greatness and optimism are the cornerstones of your love life. You may let go too easily, but you never get weighed down by your past. You connect best with: Earth Avoid: Fire You and another Metal element: will control and smother each other |
| You are a Self-Discoverer |
 You're not religious, but you've created your own kind of spirituality. Introspective and thoughtful, you tend to look inward for the divine. You are distrusting of all forms of organized religion. You especially dislike religious gurus and leaders, who you feel are charlatans. |
| The Keys to Your Heart |
 You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart. In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change. You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage. In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted. |
| Your Ideal Relationship is Serious Dating |
 You're not ready to go walking down the aisle. But you may be ready in a couple of years. You prefer to date one on one, with a commitment. And while chemistry is important, so is compatibility. |
Cortesia de Blogthings
martes, 10 de enero de 2006
viernes, 6 de enero de 2006
Kbum очень хорошо (Kbum is muy bueno)
Luego de oir el robo que sufrio Isabella, quiero recomendar este producto:
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Señora/Señorita, ¿le robaron la cartera?
Ahora puede adquirir las nuevas carteras Kbum.
¿Como funcionan?
Paso 1.-El ladron le roba la cartera
Paso 2.- Saca el increible control remoto SIG9000 con un alcance de hasta 5 millas.
Paso 3.- Activa el Sig9000 y kaboom, el pobre ratero tendra algunos miembros amputados.
Pruebelo ya!
(pruebe tambien los calzoncillos Kbum, para los maridos coquetones, y las loncheras Kbum,
para los niños abusivos que le roban la comida a los pequeños de la casa)
Kbum y Sig9000 son productos registrados en Bielorrusia, Moldavia y la Comunidad
de Estados Independientes. Las baterias no vienen incluidas.
DANGER!
опасность
будет шанс взрывать без любой конкретнаяа причина
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